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Men who are seeking a mistress should be able to sort through a whole lot of applicants using this definition; regardless of which brain is doing the thinking.
TROPHY MISTRESS.
This mistress is at least 15 years younger than the man. She is blonde, thin. augmented and enhanced. She has her own set of pink golf clubs, or pink bowling shoes, or pink personal license plates.
She is with the man to be seen and to see. She expects a second condo to meet in, or at least a vacation home/cabin on the lake. She must be seen in public with him, doing fine dining, other eclectic activities which require maximum cash flow and/or creative lying.
While she is accepting a gift, she calls him "divine". When she is with her friends, she sneers at his every oddity and quirk.
This mistress is not content with the person she is mistressing. In bed she is competent and complete, a visual fantasy come to life, but her moans lack depth, imagination and surrender.
When she is finished with a man, she often does petty larceny or grand theft, depending on her mood. She cares not for his "other" life and frequently is careless on her way out the door. The man who chooses this mistress is vain above all other things and selfish to the point of losing his dignity.
Reluctant Mistress
This mistress is a ripely complete woman, often carrying her stretchmarks and scars with pride. She may be the same age as the man, and may own a favorite pair of Italian shoes, a Swiss made watch, or real gold bracelet. She has born neglect and adversity.
She is with the man to please him and be satisfying, which in turn please and satisfy her. She requests only one thing. That when the man requires her, he has nothing else on his mind except to be completely in the moment in a world devoid of his usual cares, worries and responsibilities. Ahhh, she seeks to recapture the essence of ease. Playing, laughing together at nonsense pleases her.
This mistress will be content with private moments alone wherever they are found. She needs graciousness, not gracious surroundings. A friend's borrowed room suffices, for she brings her own touch to make it a world for the man.
When she accepts a gift, it is a treasure to her. Her friends may never know.
This mistress is sensually at ease in bed, because her lover is her master. No holds barred, she surrenders to the man, concentrating on techniques only when they prolong the pleasure. Her moans are ones of utmost surrender, yet she may turn the tables and hold the man to experiencing a fantasy he did not know was hidden in the recesses of his libido.
She is never finished with a man, for he leaves his mark upon her loving nature, a memory of treasured senses. His "other" life and hers are where she steps with care, leaving no trace of boundaries breached.
the man who chooses this mistress has lost a piece of himself in the years of character making and finds a peace with himself and his maturity, his senses sharpened and his outlook softened. He is virile above all things and treats his mistress with the innate dignity he possesses.
Cruel mistress
This mistress is ageless although she wears many faces, all deceptive. She requires more material things than the man could ever possibly provide and cajols him to give up more than he possesses.
She is with the man to completely own him body and soul but she never appears to have this as her goal. She owns nothing except what she has stolen, always expecting bigger and better. Seduction and pride mark her every moment.
In bed, this mistress undoes the man, draining him of life and energy, causing him sleepless nights and unfettered remorses. She is insatiable, yet coy. She screams and makes noises which alert the neighbors and annoy the man, yet he couples with her again and again.
When she is finished with the man, this mistress walks out the door with his life, his family, his dreams and his soul. She is only done when all that he values is lost or destroyed. She mocks the wife as she dangles a stolen gift of ruby earrings. The man who chooses this mistress knows not himself why he does. He is a bitter boy, frightened or selfish to the point of death,
Desire, Love, Addiction are these mistresses and every man who would neglect his wife or covet his neighbor's pride and joy, should know that these three mistresses are sisters and may take one another's places in the middle of the night.
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